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  • My dad tried to fix the ceiling fan. The ceiling fan won.

    August 17, 2026

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    Andy

    Hey Highway Crew, There are two kinds of people in this world. People who see something broken in their house and call somebody who knows what they’re doing. And people who stare at it for twelve seconds and say: “I can fix that.” Those four words have probably generated more emergency room visits than…

  • The Night Kevin Learned Why You Don’t Answer the Breakroom Phone

    August 17, 2026

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    Andy

      There are certain sounds you expect to hear when you work overnight. Machines humming. Vending machines stealing somebody’s money. A coworker opening a bag of chips with enough force to wake the dead. And at least once per shift, somebody saying: “Man, I should’ve called out.” What you don’t expect to hear is…

  • The Night Danny Declared War on a Cop With a Super Soaker

    August 17, 2026

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    Andy

    The Super Soaker Incident of ’98 There are certain stories from your teenage years that make you stop and wonder: How did we survive long enough to develop lower back pain? Because teenagers today will never fully understand what it was like growing up in the late ’90s. There were no smartphones documenting your…

  • Episode 218: The House That Watched Us – A Rental Home, a Hallway, and the Presence That Never Left

    Episode 218: The House That Watched Us – A Rental Home, a Hallway, and the Presence That Never Left

    August 4, 2025

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    Andy

    Some houses don’t just creak—they breathe. Cassie thought she and her husband had found the perfect rental: big windows, cozy carpets, and a peaceful neighborhood. But when the sun dipped low and shadows stretched across the hallway, the house revealed its true nature. Something lived there. Something that didn’t just haunt… it observed. In…

  • Episode 217: What Lingers in the Dark – A House That Watched and Waited

    Episode 217: What Lingers in the Dark – A House That Watched and Waited

    July 28, 2025

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    Andy

    Some places don’t just feel haunted—they remember. In this episode of Paranormal Nightshift, listener Lexi shares a deeply personal story about a childhood home filled with something darker than shadows. What began as unease soon twisted into something much more terrifying—something that fed on pain, whispered in the dark, and tried to claim her…

  • Episode 216: The Dream That Knew – A Chilling Glimpse into the Unexplainable

    Episode 216: The Dream That Knew – A Chilling Glimpse into the Unexplainable

    July 21, 2025

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    Andy

    Some dreams are more than just dreams. They arrive quietly, wrapped in shadows and soaked in unease—not to frighten you, but to warn you. In tonight’s haunting story, listener Kerrie shares an experience from her childhood that shook the foundation of everything she believed about reality, memory, and grief. At eleven years old, she…

  • Episode 215: The Woman on Route 87 – A Trucker’s Midnight Warning

    Episode 215: The Woman on Route 87 – A Trucker’s Midnight Warning

    July 14, 2025

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    Andy

    Some roads lead home. Others lead somewhere else entirely. Tonight’s episode comes from Tommy, a long-haul trucker who’s seen just about everything the mountains of Pennsylvania can throw at a man — weather, wildlife, and the kind of silence that makes you second-guess your own thoughts. But nothing prepared him for what stepped into…

  • Episode 214: Our New Home – Something Followed Us

    Episode 214: Our New Home – Something Followed Us

    July 7, 2025

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    Andy

    Some houses never let go.Even when the boxes are packed, the lease is up, and you’ve moved on—something can still find a way to come with you. In Episode 214 of Paranormal Nightshift, we return to Trisha’s story, picking up right where we left off. After leaving behind a haunted rental, she and her…

  • Episode 213: The Footsteps in the Hall – A Spirit That Wouldn’t Leave

    Episode 213: The Footsteps in the Hall – A Spirit That Wouldn’t Leave

    June 30, 2025

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    Andy

    When Trisha and her soon-to-be husband moved into a charming 1950s rental home to blend their families, they expected creaky floors and growing pains—not footsteps in an empty hallway. But what started as one unexplained sound quickly spiraled into a haunting that wouldn’t let go. And when a former tenant crossed her path and…

  • Episode 212: The Forever Employee – A Warehouse Where Time Never Clocked Out

    Episode 212: The Forever Employee – A Warehouse Where Time Never Clocked Out

    June 27, 2025

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    Andy

    Some warehouses collect dust. Others collect something far more chilling. In Episode 212 of Paranormal Nightshift, listener Lorri shares an unforgettable experience from a seemingly ordinary workplace—until a shadowy figure starts walking the aisles at the same time every afternoon. At first, it’s just a flicker in her peripheral vision… but soon, the ghost…

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